Countries Where Travelers Find the Best and Worst Sex
October 2nd, 2009
Spain's Smoldering Antonio Banderas
Where do you want to go on your next business trip or vacation? This might help:
A recent poll of 15,000 women revealed that the world’s best lovers can be found in Spain, Brazil and Italy. The worst? In descending order: Germany (too smelly), England (too lazy) and Sweden (too quick). The Dutch were fourth worst (too dominating) and Americans came in fifth worst (too rough).
The poll was conducted by a global research firm www.onepoll.com asking women from 20 countries to rate countries based on the sexual experiences they’ve had with nationals of each. It first appeared in the London Telegraph and has made the rounds ever since. Read on for the full best/worst list:
Hmmm. Makes us wonder if Asians or Africans are having sex at all?
WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
Don’t Forget! BOOK ALL YOUR ONLINE TRAVEL VIA LINKS FROM THE TICKET!
C’mon, Chris! let’s leave crap like this out of the newsletter and let National Enquirer or some other trash publication cover it.
Hey Paul: I know, I know, I feel a little dirty posting stuff like that. But you know what? It was the SECOND most-read post on the blog this month, after “Airline News.” We’ll tone it down in the future, tho. THE TICKET is not going Enquirer on you or anything like that! –cjm
Chris: This was an awful thing to include in your otherwise excellent newsletter. What’s next, sex tourism?